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software engineer -- birmingham, uk
clean code ✿ messy problems

o/ Hey, I'm Kalam, a software engineer who loves turning messy
   problems into clean, working software :>

Some things I'm proud of:

✿ Built an AI-powered medical vision app
  that outperformed expectations.

✿ Designed SnapStream, a QR-based data transfer protocol
  adopted by industrial clients.

✿ Reverse engineered an undocced API in use by a client
  (with only a Postman file labelled "Endless Suffering" to
  go on).

✿ Containerised and migrated a legacy PHP system, basically
  digital archaeology with Docker.

I love tinkering with computers, debugging the scary stuff,
and treating well-written code like an art form  :D

Always happy to connect! :p

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